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No, not a chance

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No go.

Had strong anxiety, heart palpitations, headaches and fear randomly over twin flame presence, 20 mins later he didnt acknowledge me saw a photo of a girl on the back of his phone faced up. Assume it was a new gf. Was this a warning of seperation?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

What makes you different?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

Still no good

No way

Next, they tried...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

What are some possible reasons for an unfaithful spouse to not confess their affair to their partner and instead end it without telling them?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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